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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

TMDB Rating

6.3/10 (372 votes)

Release Date

October 10, 2025

Runtime

1h 53m

Genres: Drama

Director: Mary Bronstein

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Financial Details
Budget

$1,500,000

Revenue

$1,709,642

Profit/Loss

$209,642

ROI

14.0%

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